Obsession of the year... Mandarina Duck. They just have the absolute coolest bags and accessories... I wish I lived in Europe. :p
So, I think Scott Adams (Dilbert) works at my current company. Maybe he's like my unconscious... or, subconscious. Something happens to me at work--and then it seems to be in the next week's Dilbert! Anton and I coordinate our outfits (since fashion is a very very important part of software engineering)--and there is a Dilbert about fashion! Manager makes me write status reports... and there's a Dilbert about status reports. I think Scott Adams is stalking me.
Speaking of stalking, seems like a lot of my coworkers want to marry me off or sell me off to pimp daddies or something. "You need a boyfriend so you can code less."--how is that a productive thing for the company? If the company were smart, they should try to keep everyone single or divorced--productivity is bound to increase 150%. And, "It would be really interesting to create a dating profile for you and see what we get." I was thinking the dating profile would say that I like shopping, computers, pink, black Escalades,... and that I was shallow. Hey--I'm all for meeting people. Anyone know any smart, cute, rich, tall, funny, single men out there? :p
