Fashion @JavaOne

Pretty much, there's not really fashion at JavaOne. Again, there was that guy in some video with a camera taped to his forehead--is that what's called good fashion? Also, what's up with women who go up on stage and present with their hair all frizzy. Okay, so sometimes I don't brush my hair in the morning, but if I knew I was presenting something, I'd at least make my hair look shiny and glossy and not a huge frizzy mess. I mean, I guess if you are the CTO of blah blah super huge company, you don't have time for these things? But, there are lots of Frederik Fekkai hair products out there that I am sure can make you have shiny glossy hair in less than 2 minutes.

Oh, and in some general session, the "cool" fashion was a NASA jacket and Duke surfing. Okay, so the geek in me thinks that they are pretty cool, but... not really. And, I am happy to say I have seen at least 5 or 6 women carrying designer handbags! Yay! Must be a couple of Louis Vuitton, couple of Burberry (ok if I don't count, then just make that count 1), and one vintage Gucci. Unfortunately, as I've told my friend, it was vintage because it was old, not because it was vintage.

Butt cracks--need I say more? Just don't do it. Wear a belt... this goes for men as well as ladies.

My hair. How many people have commented on my purple hair? One. And, that was someone who works the conference and doesn't attend it. :) When I was in NYC just walking around, I swear I got 3 comments on my hair in one day. I guess JavaOne attendees just don't care about hair.

Ok, I guess that is it for my initial fashion update at JavaOne.