Heard this funny ass commercial on the radio today... it was about a mother who was talking to her daughter and nagging her about finding someone and getting married... We've never gone through any of that, right? :) In one part of the conversation, the daughter says, 'I'm a vegetarian tax account, and he handles meat. What could we possibly have in common?' Mom says, 'You're both available.' Hehe. :)
Another funny thing that I heard recently from Bob (from cartalk.com):
Husband-Mart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids,are extremely good looking,help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 -You are visitor 3,456,789 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Now, as Bob was going through this joke, already at level 3, I was like "wow, that is really good, there are more than 3 levels?"... Hehe... Oh, and of course, there is a secret elevator for super-model shoppers (you know how they close down department stores for VIPs, or have a private selling room?)... and this elevator takes you up to the 7th floor--where Bob is sitting. :p
Ok, ladies--which level would you pick? :)
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